Fifteen Ways to Maintain a [perceived?] Healthy Level of Insanity
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars.See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice!
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put decaf in the office coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
5. In the memo field of all your checks, write 'For Marijuana'.
6. Finish all your sentences with "...In Accordance With The Prophecy."
7. Skip down the hall rather than walk and see how many looks you get.
8. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat. Keep a seriousface.
9. Specify that your drive-through order is 'To Go'.
10. Sing along at the Opera.
11. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play Tropical Sounds all day!
12. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you have a headache.
13. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream excitedly, "I Won! I Won!"
14. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
15. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
I was busting a gut when Traci, the person who sent this to me, went skipping through the office. I fell off my chair.
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
Monday, June 23, 2008
I'm a lemming....
and decided to twitter. Mainly becuase full blog with pictures scare me...and I have random thought race through my brain all the time. thought it might be funny to write them down.
IamMichelle Check me out. And if you twitter let me know and I'll following...being the lemming I am : )
IamMichelle Check me out. And if you twitter let me know and I'll following...being the lemming I am : )
Wednesday, June 11, 2008
lots going on
Been super busy over here beyond the craziness of the book stuff. We're off to Cali tomorrow to get my Dad's stuff. I'm super excited about it - can't you tell? Me, the hubby and my bro are flying up (SIL is watching the kids - that's Junie-beeee!!!) thursday. We're packing up Friday and Saturday then the boys are hitting the road. I'm flying back Sunday. Pray that we find my Mom's jewelry. Dad stashed it somewhere and no one knows where. I'm fearful it's lost.
Okay enough of that sad crap. On to what we've been up to.
Peter rounded us all a couple weekends ago for a little overnight trip. We took the scenic route to Globe...took us 7 hours to get 70 miles out of town. We went past the 3 lakes, Canyon, Apache and Roosevelt, drove 22 miles on unpaved roads, and stayed the night in a little motel. It was pretty cool. I shot a ton of pictures, these are a few of my favorites. I'm finally starting to get a couple good shots of all 3 kids together. Love that.
Noah's Little League baseball season is over. We had a fantastic year. Had a sucky record (under 500) but they learned a TON and I think they all had a very good time. Noah has always been good but this year he came alive. He's just down right fun to watch. Well fun for those who actually like baseball, Like me and Peter. haha
We had great kids and super cool parents. We befriended another couple and have been hanging out with them outside of baseball. Always cool to have someone else to chill with.
Here are a couple shots Peter took of Noah pitching. He's a natural shortstop but holds his own on the mound too. Might be obvious (or maybe not) that these pictures are not of the same windup...but you get the picture.
We are waiting to hear if Noah made the All Star team. Won't lie, I really would love it if he did. But being so young (youngest of all the nominated players, I'm told) and having to cut the list in half (28 were nominated for 14 spots) I won't be surprised if they don't select him this year. That would be fine too. I'm really just missing baseball already. Like I said, it was a fun season.
Here's a couple more pics from the 10 mile an hour trip. Everyone likes a blooming cactus, right? Oh sure you do. And those kids. Of cute are them little shits!?!?!
Okay, I'll admit, you can barely see them but trust me. They are stinkin' KEY-YUTE!
Okay enough of that sad crap. On to what we've been up to.
Peter rounded us all a couple weekends ago for a little overnight trip. We took the scenic route to Globe...took us 7 hours to get 70 miles out of town. We went past the 3 lakes, Canyon, Apache and Roosevelt, drove 22 miles on unpaved roads, and stayed the night in a little motel. It was pretty cool. I shot a ton of pictures, these are a few of my favorites. I'm finally starting to get a couple good shots of all 3 kids together. Love that.
Noah's Little League baseball season is over. We had a fantastic year. Had a sucky record (under 500) but they learned a TON and I think they all had a very good time. Noah has always been good but this year he came alive. He's just down right fun to watch. Well fun for those who actually like baseball, Like me and Peter. haha
We had great kids and super cool parents. We befriended another couple and have been hanging out with them outside of baseball. Always cool to have someone else to chill with.
Here are a couple shots Peter took of Noah pitching. He's a natural shortstop but holds his own on the mound too. Might be obvious (or maybe not) that these pictures are not of the same windup...but you get the picture.
We are waiting to hear if Noah made the All Star team. Won't lie, I really would love it if he did. But being so young (youngest of all the nominated players, I'm told) and having to cut the list in half (28 were nominated for 14 spots) I won't be surprised if they don't select him this year. That would be fine too. I'm really just missing baseball already. Like I said, it was a fun season.
Here's a couple more pics from the 10 mile an hour trip. Everyone likes a blooming cactus, right? Oh sure you do. And those kids. Of cute are them little shits!?!?!
Okay, I'll admit, you can barely see them but trust me. They are stinkin' KEY-YUTE!
Wednesday, June 04, 2008
i didn't barf
Well here it is...the link to my tv Debut.
Me - not barfing.
I did a segment with Dan Davis at News Channel 3. My first time ever on tv, yah I know, hard to imagine huh I look so confident! (bwhaha!) It was fun. Scary and exciting. But fun. Glad I did it. Extra glad they asked.
I haven't eaten or slept since I got the news YESTERDAY about the segment. I'm pretty much ready for a meal and a nappy!
don't laugh at me too hard. It was pretty damn scary! :)
Me - not barfing.
I did a segment with Dan Davis at News Channel 3. My first time ever on tv, yah I know, hard to imagine huh I look so confident! (bwhaha!) It was fun. Scary and exciting. But fun. Glad I did it. Extra glad they asked.
I haven't eaten or slept since I got the news YESTERDAY about the segment. I'm pretty much ready for a meal and a nappy!
don't laugh at me too hard. It was pretty damn scary! :)
Tuesday, June 03, 2008
having a heart attack!!!
If you happen to be up tomorrow (wednesday) at 8:45am and live in the valley check me out on News Channel 3 tomorrow!!! I am going to be interviewed by Tara Hitchcock about the book.
I am dying over here.
Dear Lord, Please help me not to barf on Live TV!
Amen.
I am dying over here.
Dear Lord, Please help me not to barf on Live TV!
Amen.
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