Wednesday, June 25, 2008

this made me cry I laughed so hard

Fifteen Ways to Maintain a [perceived?] Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars.See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice!

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put decaf in the office coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

5. In the memo field of all your checks, write 'For Marijuana'.

6. Finish all your sentences with "...In Accordance With The Prophecy."

7. Skip down the hall rather than walk and see how many looks you get.

8. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat. Keep a seriousface.

9. Specify that your drive-through order is 'To Go'.

10. Sing along at the Opera.

11. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play Tropical Sounds all day!

12. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you have a headache.

13. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream excitedly, "I Won! I Won!"

14. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

15. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."


I was busting a gut when Traci, the person who sent this to me, went skipping through the office. I fell off my chair.

10 comments:

Beth said...

I dare you to do #9. !3 cracks me up the most!

Michelle said...

Okay. You're on. LMAO

I dare you to do #8. Randy has been doing #3 all day, in accordance with the prophecy.

Lisa said...

i'd dare you to do #5 but since you already do that i'll dare you to do #14! ha ha

my daugher taylor found this about a month ago--she printed it out. we both laughed a lot! although i always order my drive-thru order as to go! LOL

Kaelene said...

I LOVE this list . . . and I have been itching to try one of them out! I think I'm gonna do #3! If I had a cubicle instead of an office, I would do #11! according to prophecy! ♥

Dust and Maddy said...

Ha ha ha!!! I love that she was skipping. A long time ago someone gave me a list like this of way to scare your college room mate. It was so funny, I wish I could find it again.

Dust and Maddy said...

Oh that was hard -- all I had to do was google it.

http://www.comedycorner.org/50.html

merideth said...

so funny - my husband actually *would* do these things (and maybe has).

michelle, i bought your book. read it this w'kend. i. love. it. i'm a novice who scraplifts shamelessly and can use your ideas right now. however, i think if i stare long enough, i can learn to see layouts as line-dot-box compilations. i'm going to get better-looking layouts and increase my own creativity in the process. thanks! i hope you sell a bundle of them!

Kerry said...

Oh my gosh those are funny!! I don't know which one is my favorite!

angieinpink said...

i like number five. hahaha...


how are you???

Kristina said...

Thanks for the laugh. My husband and I were rolling!