****DISCLAIMER****
if your children read over your shoulder MAKE THEM LEAVE.
This coversation is NOT for little eyes (and innocent mouths)
I had this pretty major flash back today. While I was rooting in the back of the spice cupboard for a packet of equal this little bottle of Dill Weed caught my eye. I instantly went back to high school when I used to use that term, with not so much affection.
Dillweed.
Try it, it's fun. Did y'all ever use that term?
After my flash back, I started thinking of all the other expression/curse words I've used over the years.
dillweed (covered that one)
dickwad
dickweed
dickhead
ahole
asshole
asswipe
jerkoff
jerkhead
jackass
jackhole
jackoff
then I went a little further, with words that didn't work so much. Jerkweed, dillhead, assoff.
Yes, my brain really works like this. I know I know....trust me, it's a lost cause, my brain. LOL
5 comments:
Never used dillweed or dickweed, but everything else I got covered.
My all-time favorite is hoebag. It works particularly well in traffic...
ummmmmmmmmm...yah.....whatever you are smokin'......I WANT SOME! Long as it ain't dillweed. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!! Yah...I kill me!
LMAO that you actually took a photo of the dillweed!
Yeah, I'm guilty of a few of those words too.
you are too damn funny.
Niiiiiiiice! You kiss your kids with that mouth ;)
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