Thursday, February 22, 2007

sticks and stones


****DISCLAIMER****
if your children read over your shoulder MAKE THEM LEAVE.
This coversation is NOT for little eyes (and innocent mouths)

I had this pretty major flash back today. While I was rooting in the back of the spice cupboard for a packet of equal this little bottle of Dill Weed caught my eye. I instantly went back to high school when I used to use that term, with not so much affection.

Dillweed.

Try it, it's fun. Did y'all ever use that term?

After my flash back, I started thinking of all the other expression/curse words I've used over the years.
dillweed (covered that one)
dickwad
dickweed
dickhead
ahole
asshole
asswipe
jerkoff
jerkhead
jackass
jackhole
jackoff


then I went a little further, with words that didn't work so much. Jerkweed, dillhead, assoff.

Yes, my brain really works like this. I know I know....trust me, it's a lost cause, my brain. LOL

5 comments:

Beth said...

Never used dillweed or dickweed, but everything else I got covered.

My all-time favorite is hoebag. It works particularly well in traffic...

Shanna said...

ummmmmmmmmm...yah.....whatever you are smokin'......I WANT SOME! Long as it ain't dillweed. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!! Yah...I kill me!

kerry fairy said...

LMAO that you actually took a photo of the dillweed!

Yeah, I'm guilty of a few of those words too.

laura said...

you are too damn funny.

Dust and Maddy said...

Niiiiiiiice! You kiss your kids with that mouth ;)